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Where are you? We cannot know. Maybe you’re at home, relishing your final hours of freedom when your smartphone pings. Maybe you’re in the middle of your morning commute, swaying in a bus or a train or (inadvisably) your car, catching up on admin. Maybe you’re in the office, sitting down with a cup of coffee and preparing for another long day.
All that matters is that you’re here.
THE TEXTPOCALYPSE SURVIVAL GUIDE
A Barely Interactive Short Pseudo-Fiction
Your Inbox
An inbox indistinguishable from any other, aside from the emails inside. Towards the top of your messages is a newsletter, freshly sent and highlighted unopened.
>OPEN NEWSLETTER
You open the newsletter. (Strange. You feel sure you did this just a few seconds ago.) The text inside creates a series of images in your head. One is of a large, cluttered cyberspace. Sat at its center is a tenuously metaphoric table of contents, manned by The Barker.
At your appearance, The Barker jumps to her feet. Her arm snaps up, bringing a digiphone to her mouth. She takes a deep virtual breath and, before you can finish reading this description, starts bellowing:
“Fearing for the future after the loss of the digital commons? Uncertain of the effects of endless, instantaneous publication on the human psyche? Scared of human redundancy in the event of the singularity?!
electronic book review has the resources for you!”
As she stops shouting, the digiphone gives a skeuomorphic crackle.
The table’s contents catch in the light. You can see a personal essay, an article, a review, and a transcript.
The Barker twiddles distractedly with the digiphone, as if she knows this is not an actual interactive fiction and she will not be selected.
>EXAMINE PERSONAL ESSAY
The personal essay is linear, despite its multiple connections to hypertextual practice.
“In a written version of his inspiring ELO2024 conference keynote,” The Barker announces, “Chris Klimas crafts ‘A Personal Twine Story’, describing his journey to creating Twine and beyond, while highlighting the importance of community for digital creativity.”
>EXAMINE ARTICLE
The article has a highly specific je ne sais quoi.
“In ‘The Praxis of the Procedural Model in Digital Literature, Part 1: Structural Aspects of the Model’,” The Barker says, “Philippe Bootz revisits his Procedural Model concept, providing a highly detailed and eloquent explanation of its many component parts.”
>EXAMINE REVIEW
The review bears the specter of its print predecessors.
“This month, in ‘A Review of Tactical Publishing’,” The Barker pipes up, “John-Wilhelm Flattun guides us through Alessandro Ludovico’s latest book, which explores a history of publishing and offers advice on the contemporary onslaught of instantaneous publication.”
>EXAMINE TRANSCRIPT
The transcript is effervescent, promising light and threatening darkness.
“In ‘Off Center Episode 13: Creative AI with David Jhave Johnston’,” The Barker says, ” Scott Rettberg and Jhave discuss cyborg authorship, the sublime impact of artificial intelligence, and the looming prospect of a singularity that wishes to shed its amniotic fluid.”
>TAKE ALL
personal essay: Taken.
article: Taken.
review: Taken.
transcript: Taken.
>CLOSE NEWSLETTER
At your sudden retreat The Barker startles and begins garbling against the rapidly closing screen.
“Joinusnextmonthforanotheramazingeditionofelectronicbookrevi—!”
Then she’s gone.
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